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1 : COMRADE, ASSOCIATE
2 a : an equal in rank, power, or character : PEER b : one of a pair : MATE 3 : A slur comparing one to a phallic representation, often used to describe a dildo or someone who is dildoesque in appearance or disposition. 4 a obsolete : a person of one of the lower social classes 5 : A masturbatory device typically formed in the shape of a penis. Can also be used as a slur or term of endearment. "Wow, you're are such a fucking doad!"
"That slut had a 14' doad in her purse" "Doad! Its good to see you doad!" "My shorts were too short and my doad was swinging free, I was like the Liberty Bell!" |
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scottish term for a shit,mainly use in the glasgow area Jesus Christ man i gaging for a doad
Here man look at the size of my doad That dog just doaded on my shoes |
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similar in origin to 'choad', however this variation means a penis that has a bellend that is several times wider than the shaft. This results in a curved, dome-like penis that rather resembles a giant red mushroom, or in some flatter cases, a medieval shield. Use as such however, is certainly not recommended, however tempting it may seem.
Also used as a term of abuse. "Ouch, God damn it, he shot an arrow right into my doad! It was a bad idea using it as a shield!"
"You can be a right doad sometimes Chris." |
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A complete loser. Dude, that guy's a full on doad.
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1. A penis.
2. A dude who's a dumbass "...she reached down there and started pulling on my DOAD, and before I knew it, I was seven inches deep in that ho..."
Kevin was the biggest DOAD I ever lived with |
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East coast version of "dude" Pass the wank-shaft doad!
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Often mistaken for papier-mache sculpture projects, these human-like creatures have a white skin covering similar to partially dried cake frosting, through which a plasma like raspberry syrup often trickles down like blood. They are extremely dangerous and to be avoided at all cost. The doad were recently spotted on a street corner of Unter den Linden, in Berlin, Germany.
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