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Self-Defecating 

To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.
Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?

Man 2: I've been self-defecating.

Self Defecating 

As opposed to: self-depΒ·reΒ·catΒ·ing/ˈˌself ˈdeprΙ™ΛŒkādiNG/ behaviour which intentionally diminishes ones potential performance this condition allows for full-on self-destructive annihilation.
So yeah, Jan 6 was a national tragedy; what's even worse is the sworn, self defecating testimony of the far right groups that participated in it.
Self Defecating by YAWA November 6, 2022

SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR 

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humor, self-defecating humor is NOT funny. A joke that bombs like a dump of crap.
Example: A joke about your own foibles that stinks!

Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)

Too much information, Dude!
SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR by sizcruz January 22, 2010

self-defecating 

To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.
People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.
self-defecating by Chicagodmt June 11, 2009

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the πŸ› πŸ›€ πŸ› γ€ŠΒ€γ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the πŸ› πŸ›€ πŸ› γ€ŠΒ€γ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or Οƒ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.
(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010