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cum slurper#0071 

a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.

she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .
me: cum slurper#0071 is literally so gross, she probably sits in the shower and cries for hours. she is literally so pathetic. she should just die.

everyone: i agree!
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cum slurpy 

what happens when felicia and paul do da dirty in da back of masta p's blaza
felicia purchases her cum slurys at the local 7-11
cum slurpy by Renee January 14, 2004

Cum Slurper 

Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.
That girl is quite the cum slurper.
Cum Slurper by J P Smoove August 27, 2021

Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper 

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!

cumslurper 

bro ur girl is a cumslurper
cumslurper by cityboi15 November 21, 2009

cumslurper 

Someone who slups cum. A good insult for sluts!
Sidni and Crystal, quit being a little cumslurpers!
cumslurper by Maria Peters October 1, 2007

Cumslurper 

Someone who slurps cum up like a vacuum cleaner.
Hey do you know casper?
Yeah, he is a real cumslurper
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