cop

To get or gain something

I got to cop that new and1 tape

by Amasian July 07, 2003

cop

COP - Constable on Patrol
slang for a Patrol officer who walked on a beat now applied to any Police officer

He just stole my car call the cops

by iolair February 14, 2005

cop

steal or walk out of a place with

"I went to the dealership and copped me a pimped-out Suburban for 40 G."
"I copped a feel on yo' bitch in that volleyball game, nigga!"

by Nick D February 13, 2003

cop

A government-funded genetically defective perverted fuckstain with the intellect of stale dog shit. Cops act like tyrannical assholes in attempts to make up for sexual inadequacies/shortcomings/predilections/cofusion.

"I became a cop so I could carry a gun, because it's the closest thing to a hard-on I'll ever experience, because my dick looks like a limp cocktail weenie. I'm afraid of women making fun of what they call my 'extra belly button.' Hell, I gotta admit, Women never really did it for me anyway. But it's different when I'm watching kiddie porn. Then it becomes the hardest cocktail weenie you ever saw. I can't make up my mind whether I like boys more than girls."

---Exerpt taken from taken from a policeman during an interview. The piece of shit requested total anonymity for fear of losing his job, while being cornholed by his partner.

by The Blistering Truth June 24, 2005

cop

1. Colloqial for police officer.
2. To shoot up heroin.
3. To steal, hustle, or any other illicit activity.

1. The cop pulled me over for doing 90 in my STi when I should have been doing 40.
2. The punks used to cop out in the back alley during shows.

by tetsoysauce October 12, 2007

cop

1.A sexual pervert who uses the power of the badge to help obtain sexual gratification.

2.A sexual pervert. Period.

1.There was a prison guard from Bastrop who went to Austin and used his badge to get sexual favors from men. What doesn't surprise me about that is that the victims assumed the impersonator really was a faggot cop, as most of them are. No wonder they have that "blue wall of silence."

2.Margo Frasier. Period.

by TheBlisteringTruth January 02, 2005

cop

noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010