condom

A dollar piece of plastic that stops babies and aids.

Yes, a miracle.

We have came up with a way to prevent aids and babies!

It ees called ze condom.

condom by lickladylickems January 29, 2008

condom

The only rightful thing that can come between two lovers.

Last week, I went to the store and it was written below the package, "If you're not completely satisfied with the product, Happy father's day" - stretch.me.not condoms.

condom by rocksterraghu July 13, 2006

Condom

Life saver every man needs.

Hey babe I brought the condoms.

Condom by Bae of Tay February 21, 2017

condom

A very thin latex sheath when fitted over a mans erect penis allows him to ejaculate in a womans vagina and not make her pregnant. Used by lovers to be able to fuck without making babies.

Darling I want to fuck tonight, but please wear a condom so I don't get pregnant.

condom by teddy jojnson October 25, 2006

Condom

A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in.

Condoms are hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat, there is an interruption to put it on, and wearing one means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on the male.

Never bareback someone that you don't want to have to negotiate with for the next 21 years.In other words, No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18-26 years

Condom by John R. December 8, 2003

condom

The greatest invention. Ever.

I used a condom with him last night, so now I'm not going to have a baby or get a STI

condom by qtturtle49 August 17, 2006

condom

If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong

that condom is my best friend

condom by prince May 13, 2005