my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher
by imsokoolllll October 03, 2023
Get the carpet munchermug. by Test Sicles February 10, 2009
Get the carpet munchermug. A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.
Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the carpet munchermug. carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.
"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
by kimberlychan July 11, 2007
Get the carpet munchermug. Munching on some pusssay.
Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.
by slapabeezy May 07, 2007
Get the carpet munchermug. by ughgughgu March 19, 2008
Get the carpet munchermug. by Carpet Muncher Supreme April 08, 2006
Get the carpet munchermug.