butt-mud 

the primary mortar ingredient found in the crack of the ass, used as the cement to hold dingleberries together.

mom to child: make sure you wipe the butt-mud out of your crack

butt-mud by Snarfer January 3, 2006

butt mud warrior 

1.one who paints their face with their own poop before going to war,see;berserker

2.a very,very,gay man

( ((><)) )```` hahaha

butt mud warrior by kenny December 10, 2003

Hot butt mud 

Warm doodoo in the form of slop; mud like.

I took a burning shit that felt like slop. I had hot butt mud.

Hot butt mud by Baby Suri Cruise December 15, 2006

Sichuan Butt Mud 

A cross between ring of fire and butt mud experienced after eating a spicy meal particularly one laced with chili peppers and chili oil.

After eating that shui zhu niu rou at South Beauty, I barely made it home before I was struck down with Sichuan Butt Mud.

Sichuan Butt Mud by Some Lao Wai May 17, 2006

mud butt 

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

mud butt by toast455 July 5, 2005

Alabama mud butt 

When you get so drunk at a party that you pass out and people put chocolate cake in your pants to make you think that you shit yourself.

Based on true story.

John was drunk and a little obnoxious so he woke up with an Alabama mud butt.

Alabama mud butt by oaff November 3, 2010

mud butt shuffle 

the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event

I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.

mud butt shuffle by brendan from cinatown August 4, 2010