A man called Bruce that is built different and can mess anyone up that steps in there way. If you mess with a bruiser believe me you will be in for a world of hurt. Bruiser may be tough but he has a soft side when it domes to the ladies he will have your heart pumping making u dizzy with some of the things you can do. You will always need a bruiser in your like he will make you feel so special

Bruiser is an alpha male

Bruiser by Bruce130404 November 22, 2021

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Bruiser

Having one testicle or one nut. Just one.

Man, testicular cancer only left me with one Bruiser!

Keyser, WV is the home of Bruiser.

Bruiser by VanHalenBro July 4, 2023

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Bruiser Hurst

A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.

That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.

Bruiser Hurst by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021

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Bruiser Cruiser

Getting to punch your siblings with a "slug bug" isn't as fun now that there aren't many Volkswagen Beetles on the road anymore. There are however Many PT Cruisers.

"Bruiser cruiser, no bruiser cruiser back!"

"Owwww! Moooooooom!"

Bruiser Cruiser by Craig Butterfield December 19, 2008

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