5 definitions by Cool Cock69

A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.
Oh shit I just got Wet Cock Syndrome
by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021
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Someone who is complete dog shit and is frowned upon by the community.
Wyatt Huckleby is a real big poopinson.
by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021
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A bus job is a blowjob that is received on a bus ride back from a basketball game, normally a few seats behind the coaches. Most of the time the person receiving a bus job gets it from his best friends girlfriend. This person normally proceeds to get into a fight with his friend.
Didn’t Jaden Perry get a Bus Job his freshman year?
by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021
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A Peggy Stanbro is someone who loves a female so much that he would prefer to be pegged by them. He tends to be inferior and submissive in the bed and at the court.
Parker Stanbro is such a Peggy Stanbro. I can’t believe he let her peg him in the ass
by Cool Cock69 December 29, 2022
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A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.
That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.
by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021
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