boat

Long, hard wood that's full o seamen

I bought a giant ass boat on Craig's List

by HorseKin January 2, 2016

boat

It stands for Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport.

Rachel: You can't afford a boat.
Joey: I'll do whatever it takes. I'll make payments!
Rachel: It's just a buoyancy operated aquatic transport.
Joey: I want The Mr. Beaumont!
Rachel: Oh very well.

by FriendsFan2010 February 20, 2010

boat

another name for a full house in poker.

"Ace high flush! Pay up, bitch!"
"Not so fast, motherfucker! I've got the boat."
"Damn nigga!"

by Nicholas D October 27, 2003

boat

weed soaked in elmbalming fluid and laced with PCP. gives you scary ass trips. stay away from this shit, kids.

he was trippin after he smoked mad boat.

by ja$on December 7, 2002

boat

To masturbate in grandiose fashion; to show off; to be pleased with the current activity that one is participating in; derived from showboat

Dude, I boated so much to those pics of Abigail Ratchford you sent.

by LoafWarrior March 28, 2015

boat

Acronym:
Bust
Out
Another
Thousand

That Boat just cost me $3,000 to repair.

by Ammon S May 2, 2006

boat

An automobile, especially a large, vintage one of the type favored by High Tech Red Necks, like a Caddy or a deuce.

bubba: man, we need to make another beer run.
htrn: ok, we'll take my boat!

by daDebil July 25, 2004