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approximatively 

A bastardisation of approximately and positively first used by people of marginal education. Even though those two words have different degrees of certitude, approximatively originally meant approximately but has since evolved to mean approximately with slightly more certitude, but not quite positively.
guy one: "How long will you be?"
guy two: "approximatively 15 minutes."
approximatively by Char H January 8, 2006
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approximate 

noun. A feeling that you and your partner will mate. A moment of this kind. An air of “tacit agreement”.
They stood there, tacitly. An air of approximate can be smelled.

approximate 

noun. A spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend who is not an ideal match, but close enough in many respects.
"Looks like things are going really well with your girlfriend, Bob!"

"Yeah, it's pretty good, Stan. I kept looking for my vision of perfection, then decided I should get real and find an approximate."
approximate by Mr.Whosiwhatsis August 12, 2008

Approximateable 

Something that it is possible to approximate. In the spectrum of knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns, it would fall in the middle.
Is it something that’s even approximateable?
Approximateable by guyswift August 22, 2022

approximateostrich 

Grammarly’s way of annoying you by changing am to approximateostrich.
Person 1: I approximateostrich so excited!
Person 2: What, the actual heck?
approximateostrich by Brolo McDolo November 22, 2023

approximateostrich 

Time to type a letter a!
Grammarly: screw you take approximateostrich
approximateostrich by Brolo McDolo November 22, 2024