A group of mutant superheroes who are all gathered in a "school" (doubling as their headquarters). They fight bad mutants, bad humans, and retards that think they suck on peoples' anal cavities.
"The X-Men are about to kick your ass."
by Zak May 7, 2003
Basically has to be a foursome, where one guy will stick three fingers into the woman's pussy like Wolverine, a second one will eat the woman's ass with his eyes stuck deep in the crack like Cyclops (and Cyclops sucks ass in the comics nowadays), and the girl will blow a third guy like she's Storm blowing a wind, and the guy getting blown will have to be super high and will feel like he's jacked into Cerebro like Professor X.
Michael: Bro yesterday night Me, Andy and Dwight totally were The X-Men with Pam.
Jim: What the fuck dude?
Jim: What the fuck dude?
by ShadowWar69 January 12, 2021
by MR.C00L88 December 17, 2018
A bunch of badass mutant cunts that always fucking win. With the creepy pervert Charles Xavier who pervs in peoples minds and Scott Summers who will burn your tits off cause his a fucking pervert. Jean Grey who can lift little girls into the air to look under their dresses and Wolverine who will cut you panties open with his claws... X-men? More like Perv-men
by Waaaht, no way July 20, 2014
a guy especially an ex boyfriend that does not have his shit together and has no direction, immature guy in his 30's, a jobless 30 something male
by junkie45 July 8, 2011
by Seanhk March 13, 2006