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Weathervaned 

Originally originating from the game Wide World (where when a 6 is rolled the players are moved on the weather vane across the board, invariably where they do not want to go), weathervaned means to be generally beaten, owned or pwned, often unexpectedly.
1
Jeff: I'm only one square away from winning
Andrew: (Rolling a 6) WEATHERVANED!!!!

2
Reginald: Hullo, may I join you in partaking in this game of basketball.
Jamaal: No. (Hurling ball in Reginald's face) WEATHERVANED!!!!!!11!one!
Weathervaned by JuPitEer November 22, 2009

Weathervane 

A politician who has a frequent change of opinion. Flip flopper So named because both always change direction.
Mitt Romney has become a weathervane since running for president.
Weathervane by Ted Merriman November 16, 2007

Wolf-crying Weathermen 

All weathermen/women who regularly insist that a snowpocalypse or other weather disaster is imminent and cause the local media to harp on it non stop for days only to be completely and unequivocally wrong.

An untrustworthy meteorologist.
Those damn wolf-crying weathermen are at it again! It'll just be another snowpoceclipse.

weatherman 

A bloke who makes all the girls around him wet.
Hey! Did you see that weatherman last night? He left with three girls.
weatherman by the real uncle g December 2, 2019

arthur the weatherman 

A video on youtube featuring a black weatherman named Arthur, who has a hilarious laugh.
arthur the weatherman: Pretty much everywhere, it's gonn' be hot.
News Reporter: Then I won't need a jacket!
Arthur: eh HYEAH HYEAH HYEAH HYEAHHAH
News Reporter: Hehe, thanks Arthur.
arthur the weatherman by YoutubeNerd December 18, 2009

Facebook weatherman 

When people post status's of the weather outside..
John: Its snowing hella hard outside!

Alex: No shit dumbass.. quit being a facebook weatherman