turdulance

1. The urge to make a bowel movement while flying on a plane. The victim is hesitant to use the in-flight facilities usually due to embarrassment, anxiety, or laziness. This predicament is often coupled with the fear of having another person waiting to use the facility. Sometimes equated with "prairie-dogging", "the bubble guts", and/or "crowning."

2. Being prevented from leaving one's seat despite having an extreme need to use the restroom.

"Marcy could no longer read Sky Mall--she was experiencing heavy turdulance on her way to Atlanta."

by artzymorena July 22, 2009

turdulent

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.

His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

turdulence

1. The brick-shitting that results from in-flight turbulence, and the smell that follows.

2. When a person riding in a car really has to take a shit and a bump in the road causes an AFR.

3. One of the worst mistakes a dyslexic can make.

1. The captain told us we were hitting some heavy turbulence and every passenger over 40 totally gave in to the turdulence.

2. Driver: 'Looks like some turbulence!'
Passenger: 'Nah, that's turdulence. You better pull over.'

3. -_- (That was uncalled for.)

by Jap-Slap Gypsy November 23, 2009

Unexpected Turdulence

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...

It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.

by vonstrosity September 08, 2016

Turdulence

The momentum of an uncomfortable scenario.

When I returned home for Christmas, the turdulence never ceased

by juzzyfuzzy December 29, 2024

Turdulence

The process of gas passing over a chunk of shit while still in the intestine and expelled as a smelly fart and someone behind you walks into the crappy air.

As Sam walked behind a group of people, he suddenly hit some foul, shit smelling rough turdulence air

by JoeB Q-town January 19, 2024

Turdulence

When a person sitting nearby can feel the vibration of your fart.

"I didn't hear it, but I know you farted; I could feel the turdulence".

by stusic June 15, 2019