vonstrosity's definitions

bangry

a contraction of "beefy" and "angry".
the type of unavailable and usually straight man to whom certain gays suffering from poor self esteem and internalized homophobia are intractably drawn.

"the new bouncer is totally bangry. he's a body builder with three ex-wives who's done time for domestic violence... SO perfect for me!"

by vonstrosity October 16, 2009

Unexpected Turdulence

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...

It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.

by vonstrosity September 8, 2016

Lowper

adjective: the exact opposite of "hyper".

Are you gonna sit there all night sulking? Quit being so lowper! You're gonna need to step it up if you plan to get laid tonight...

by vonstrosity November 3, 2010