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Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die
"This is the captain, we have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode." -Mal Reynolds
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Usually, something you will experience on a aircraft when up in the air due to the plane flying through clouds or a area of unstable air. It consists of light jolts or jerks. That's why you are always asked to keep your seatbelt fastened even when the sign is off as it is sometimes unexpected. It can also be called "Rough Air."
"Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we seem to be experiencing some turbulence, please return to your seat and fasten your seatbelt, Thank You.
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when a guy has a bad experience on the flight to boston. ie girl uses teeth or does not finish.
no way man there was crazy turbulence on my flight to boston
by C QUAD September 23, 2010
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Where your tossing somebodies salad and they shit Diarrhea in your face
Honey I just blew turbulence on your face.
by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004
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A perfectly respectable research topic and excuse for wasting the last 5 years of my life.
I can't come home for Christmas Mom, I'm studying turbulence.
by Mark December 14, 2004
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when your tossin someones salad and they fart in your face.
Man, Todd sure experienced Turbulence when he was eating out Samantha.
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An attractive female, or group of females.
Hey chief, check out the turbulence on the slopes today.
by hordan40 March 09, 2009
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