1. a term used to express when you see either a really smokin hot girl or guy whose boyfriend/girlfriend is ordinary-looking or ugly.
2. a mockery, tragedy
2. a mockery, tragedy
1. A (guy): "Dude, look at herrrr" *points*
Me: "I know, man and . . OH! LOOK AT THE LOSER SHE'S WITH!
THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS UGGGLLYY"
A: "Total travesty"
B (girl): "Maybe he's well-endowed?"
Me: "SO THE FUCK WHAT?!?! I CAN SATISFY A BLUE WHALE HERE
*unzips and flips it out* AND SHE'S WALKING AROUND
WITH HIM AND I'M A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER LOOKING THAN
HE WILL EVER BE! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHIT?!?"
*B & A stare at my ginormagantuan penis*
B (girl): "uhhh. . . *regains focus* Actually, girls pick
ordinary and ugly looking boys because they are
faithful and the girl can be the one who dominates
the relationship because she is the hotter one and
theoretically could leave whenever they wanted"
Me: "Wow. But hot guys can be loyal?"
B (girl): "Actually hot guys are more likely to stray if
they find someone hotter. The girls don't want to
be hurt like that. Hence, the ordinary boys. And
even if the girl is hot to the hot guy, she'll
always be insecure and think she's not good enough"
A and Me: "Ahhhhhhhhh . . ."
B (girl): "By the way, that's a huge dick *smiles*"
Me: "Yeah i know *stuffs in and zips up*
2. When the morning cries and you don't know why it's TRAVESTY! . . . uh . . shit
Me: "I know, man and . . OH! LOOK AT THE LOSER SHE'S WITH!
THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS UGGGLLYY"
A: "Total travesty"
B (girl): "Maybe he's well-endowed?"
Me: "SO THE FUCK WHAT?!?! I CAN SATISFY A BLUE WHALE HERE
*unzips and flips it out* AND SHE'S WALKING AROUND
WITH HIM AND I'M A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER LOOKING THAN
HE WILL EVER BE! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHIT?!?"
*B & A stare at my ginormagantuan penis*
B (girl): "uhhh. . . *regains focus* Actually, girls pick
ordinary and ugly looking boys because they are
faithful and the girl can be the one who dominates
the relationship because she is the hotter one and
theoretically could leave whenever they wanted"
Me: "Wow. But hot guys can be loyal?"
B (girl): "Actually hot guys are more likely to stray if
they find someone hotter. The girls don't want to
be hurt like that. Hence, the ordinary boys. And
even if the girl is hot to the hot guy, she'll
always be insecure and think she's not good enough"
A and Me: "Ahhhhhhhhh . . ."
B (girl): "By the way, that's a huge dick *smiles*"
Me: "Yeah i know *stuffs in and zips up*
2. When the morning cries and you don't know why it's TRAVESTY! . . . uh . . shit
by Ozzie Oz February 28, 2008
me, im the coolest guy ever
by Travis Froese February 15, 2006
A name for a man that is sexy to a woman but unfortunately for the attracted woman swings the other way.
"Check out the hot guy in the 3-piece suit!"
"Forget about it, he's a travesty."
"No way! He's gay? That's so not fair, I wanted to make a baby with that hottie."
"Forget about it, he's a travesty."
"No way! He's gay? That's so not fair, I wanted to make a baby with that hottie."
by Naughtia August 3, 2009
When a movie trailer depicts enough scenes to leave one feeling as if though they have effectively seen the movie.
The thought of actually going to see the movie is greatly diminished after viewing the trailer; The feeling of wanting more or anticipation is lost.
Opposite of trailer fraud
The thought of actually going to see the movie is greatly diminished after viewing the trailer; The feeling of wanting more or anticipation is lost.
Opposite of trailer fraud
- "Did you see that trailer about "that new movie"
- "Ya... A bit of a let down..."
- "What do ya mean?! Doesn't it look totally far out radtacular!"
- "Well, what more can they show, it was a Trailer Travesty"
ex. Casino Royale
- "Ya... A bit of a let down..."
- "What do ya mean?! Doesn't it look totally far out radtacular!"
- "Well, what more can they show, it was a Trailer Travesty"
ex. Casino Royale
by uk3s December 19, 2009
Tasha: Hey did you hear about what happened to Geoff's penis?
Lindsey: No Tash, I didn't.
Tasha: Well, his penis broke in some girls asshole. What an anal travesty..
Lindsey then farts out a penis...
Lindsey: No Tash, I didn't.
Tasha: Well, his penis broke in some girls asshole. What an anal travesty..
Lindsey then farts out a penis...
by Borsellino April 12, 2007
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