Tesco

The supermarket that won ww1 once the treaty was made Tesco for its help was given and from England. In 1937 the country of Tesco invaded England and took over the. Country.

Tesco hoi

by Thakie October 26, 2018

Tesco

A word to be used in exclamation of something really good

"Wow! You're so Tesco!"
"That's a Tesco outfit you have on Jessica..."

by AlanR February 2, 2009

tesco

British supermarket chain that has recently shaken off its' pikey image. Spends a lot on advertising and is now the biggest chain in the UK.

Let's all go to tesco's where michael buys his best clothes.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

tesco

1. A popular and almost ubiquitous supermarket chain in Britain.

2. A form of dance music influenced by both Techno and Disco. The name is a portmanteau of these two names (Techno + Disco = Tesco)

1. I'm going to Tesco to buy some milk.

2. I'm listening to some good ol' Tesco.

by Necroyeti December 24, 2006

tesco

the uk's premiere breeding ground for inbreds. it is disguised as a supermarket but don't let that fool you, try talking to the staff!

"excuse me, where is the fresh pasta please?"
"huh huh ummm yeah. me get supervisor (cousin, dad and sister all rolled into one). huh huh"

by stix February 25, 2005

tesco

British supermarket chain that used to be made fun of for selling imitation brand clothing. Hence the song: "Let's all go to tescos, where gypo's buy their bescos, la la la la...."

I couldn't afford real addidas sport pants, so I bought a pair of tesco two-stripe instead.

by faviddox April 22, 2004

Tescoed

means drunk.
synonyms: shit faced, trollied, leathered, pissed, etc.

person 1: mate i’m gonna have a drink tonight.
person 2: ok, don’t get tescoed or your mum will be mad.

by tescoed124 May 29, 2020