Nasty Tesco's 

When you do a massive shit into a plaggy bag then proceed to put it on your lasses head during sex.

"There we were just having proper normal as sex and he did a Nasty Tesco's on me. I was proper fuming, I couldn't breathe and there was shit in me throat"

Nasty Tesco's by Pip Proper Hums August 4, 2018

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

beat behind tescos 

the action of having intercourse with a Peng individual behind the supermarket chain 'tescos'

Ayy wagwan piffting wanna go beat behind Tescos

beat behind tescos by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

tescosmealsdeal

a really cool person that uses he/it/bun pronouns

" we should follow tescosmealsdeal on tiktok ."
" I'm already mutuals with him . "

tescosmealsdeal by tescomealdeals August 27, 2021