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Gypo Stab 

An act of violence that can only be preformed by a gypo .

Like a regular stab but is preformed at such an angle that it conceals the stab from any passing police (who would probably not dare get involved anyway).

A Gypo Stab can only be preformed with certain 'weapons'. Such as: a small lock/pen knife, a stick (sharpened by the pen knife which has been left in the caravan), a piece of scrap metal, or a fork.

More often than not the stab wound is not life threatening but is usually followed by a 'kicking in' or getting attacked by illegaly bred dogs.
Tom 'bumped into a gypo last night, he shouted abuse at me'

Dick 'you were lucky, im supprised he didn't gypo stab you'

Harry 'might have forgotten his fork'
Gypo Stab by yoyoninjaboy June 16, 2007
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gypo sunday 

The day of the week where you decide to have a stroll into town then realise it's full of gypsies.
Friend 1-" let's go town today bro"
Friend 2-" nah we can't it's gypo sunday man"
gypo sunday by Clerc September 3, 2022

Gypo Swing 

A punch in which you are using all your weight and swinging a punch with as much SWING put in as possible, Usually very easy to dodge since its a slow wide swing. Called gypo swing since gypsys love fighting even though theyre terrible punchers.
Just gave that guy a gypo swing but he dodged it!
Gypo Swing by Bigboy packet March 17, 2022

gyposexual 

A strange variation from the typical gypsy, the Gyposexual gains sexual pleasure from owning a caravan, fucking relations and living in general squalor. The Gyposexual uses no form of contraception and is found commonplace in what can only be described as ‘a shithole’. Gyposexuals may also be known as ‘brotherfuckers’, ‘dirtlovers’ and the more common, ‘That gypsy your mum doesn’t want you being friends with.’
Andy: ‘wow I love that caravan’
Olllie: ‘Andy stop being such a fucking Gyposexual!!’
gyposexual by Ollie Jones February 25, 2008

Gyposaurous-Rex 

You haven’t heard of the gyposaurous-Rex well ur in for a treat then... so basically how it is made is by getting a gypo and a T-Rex and going grrr and yeah. These creatures are so amazing but their are only two left. They live in caravans at Skegness’s, they live at the numbers 33 and thirty fwee.
Gyposaurous-Rex hmmm what a creature
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026