Teapot 

Yea, so I know I'm five foot nothing. Are you gonna hold that against me?

Go ahead, make me feel even smaller. Do it you skank! Call me a teapot.

Teapot by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

teapot 

A short and stout guy that tries to holla at chu.

I was dancing at the club and a fuckin teapot started grinding on the back of my knee. Tipped that mothafucka over.

teapot by 1st Place Bad Bitch November 17, 2012

teapot 

A magical device that can transform water into a nice tasting drink.

i saw a cat with a teapot on its head attacking helicopters

teapot by afi_al January 8, 2006

teapot 

word used to for anorexia as coined by some patients in psychiatric hospitals.

she's diagnoised with teapot.

teapot by i'm a little teapot January 13, 2011

Teapot 

Yes, the word teapot is very much a stereotypical word. When I walk down the hallway, I glance to the mirror at the end of the hall to see if I am walking with limp wrists (Happy Hands). If I spot myself walking with "Happy Hands", I immediately stop and sing the teapot song. This is my meager attempt at trying to rehabilitate myself into a more manly, masculine behavior.

Unfortunately, due to a medical diagnosis of severe happyhandsitis, I have sung that song so many times, that I now know it by heart! I am able to sing the teapot song with adorable flair!

I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up,
Hear me shout,
Tip me over and pour me out!

I'm a very special teapot,
Yes, it's true,
Here's an example of what I can do,
I can turn my handle into a spout,
Tip me over and pour me out!

Obviously my teapot is filled with sweet tea and I absolutely sparkle when I sing the song ..........Happy Hands and all!

The one side effect, (I mean rear effect) of having happyhandsitis, is my tushy gets all warm and tingly and I giggle a lot! My Happy Hands have a direct correlation to the wavy back and forth movement of my tushy. I have appealed to the medical community to find a remedy or device that I can introduce into my tushy to help balance and steady the constant movement of my tushy. Because I know one thing, I don't think I will ever stop singing the wonderful teapot song!

I sing and I walk like a teapot, all the while sparkling as I go!

Teapot by Sweet li'l Stevie August 25, 2022

Teapot 

A term to describe a distinctive laugh characterized by a shrill, high-pitched wheezing sound that strikingly resembles the iconic whistle of a teapot. This whimsical expression is used to convey that something is exceptionally amusing, with the laughter being so distinct that it evokes the image of a teapot playfully releasing steam in response to comedic delight.

Holy shit that was so teapot do it again.

Teapot by Kenthim September 28, 2023

Teapot 

A guy who is five foot nothing, but weighs almost 200 lbs and would like to dance with you.

Are you prejudice against teapot men? You ain't gonna dance with me, but you'll dance with the six footers, fuckin skank.

Teapot by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017