Swanson

A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.

A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!

Even though we have the same paper, our grades are different. The teacher totally swansoned us!

by Candythespy December 10, 2017

Swanson

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly

Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson

by Studzy December 30, 2010

Swanson

Son of a literal swan. Typically a homosexual and sometimes (rarely) a coward

What is up Swanson? NOT MUCH BIG BOY!

by Regomyrego December 13, 2018

swanson

To work the entire night making out with someone only to have him or her ditch you for someone else at the very end of the night.

Hey isn't that Jamie leaving with that guy Wiley? Weren't you making out with her all night?
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.

by BTJ, MD March 20, 2012

The Swanson’s

A group of people dedicated to the gym, they exercise every morning together, as their muscles grow, so do their friendships!

Did you see the Swanson’s at the gym this morning? They were building muscle and their friendships!

by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

Swansoned

When a football teams luck goes completely into the toilet. Like Cleveland browns level failure due to a bad luck fan attending or watching their games.

The dude wearing that funny team shirt showed up to our game today and the we got totally Swansoned again.

by Squad game December 17, 2021

Swansoned

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.

by Jackson23mj June 18, 2014