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Stonehenge 

An arrangement of stones in Wiltshire in the south of England (near Salisbury), that was built by pagans years and years ago before they had trucks etc to carry the rocks. According to superstition anyone who has tried to move or remove the stones has died. Also supposedly you can't count them.

Lots of tourists go there every year and there is a talking guide thing (on headsets) that you can listen to as you walk around. Also they have pagan festivals like Summer Solstice there every year.
Ben: Where shall we go today?
Sarah: Let's go to Stonehenge!

Stonehenge 

Jon: Want to go to Stonehenge?
Phil: Naw man, I just went to Montana yesterday. It was lame.
Stonehenge by Dusseldumpling March 21, 2009

Stonehenge 

A state comprehensive in Amesbury, Wiltshire. Extremely uneducated and located in a highly scmmy position. People are normally found to be having sex, shanking people or egging house. Common drug use and overall filled with many special retards.
A is Educated
B is Stonehenge finest

A: Your statistically more likely to get stabbed if you carry a knife..
B: I'll just shank 'em b4 they get near me init!
Stonehenge by Ladiesman931 November 8, 2010

stonehenge 

\ ˈstōn \ \ ˈhenj \

Something unexplainable due to the fact that the observer is extremely intoxicated from marijuana.
Dude i clearly put your keys on the coffee table when i walked in; we took bong hits; nobody moved, and now they’re not here. What the fuck ?!! That’s fuckin’ stonehenge, bro. Straight stonhenge. .
stonehenge by anonymous September 29, 2021

Stonehenge syndrome 

a condition where someone’s teeth is so f*cked that it looks like how the rocks are layed out at Stonehenge.
Damn, look at her mouth, she got the Stonehenge syndrome
Stonehenge syndrome by zombie399 September 10, 2023

Stonehenge syndrome 

A condition where someone’s teeth are so f*cked to the point they look like how the stones are layed out at Stonehenge.
Damn look at her mouth, she got the Stonehenge syndrome
Stonehenge syndrome by zombieskull September 10, 2023