splenda

artificial sweetner that tastes like crap

stop putting it in your diet drinks, Jones Soda co.!

diet jones sucks because it uses splenda

by dusty August 8, 2004

splenda

Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention

You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.

by Dmitriy March 19, 2008

splenda

Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.

(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!

by Blorb March 25, 2005

splenda

That horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like shit. Now soccermoms want thier kids to use this shit too. It tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.

*on box* "splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar"

me: "I'm gonna try this when I get home."

me: *drinks coffee* "Fucking liars."

by annnnonnnnymous September 7, 2011

splenda

To get a kiss from and Asian.

Give me some splenda!

by chico boy December 1, 2009

splenda

Commonly known as a sugar substitue, Splenda may also be used as an adjective referring to a bisexuality. In addition, sugar is also used as an adjective when referring to somone who is homosexual.

" Girl, give it up. That man is splenda. Next he'll be lovin' it up on your brother."

by Wicked DNA November 8, 2007

splenda

used as a pet name for a thin girl.

I call her splenda because shes just as sweet, but zero the calories

by ethankman September 25, 2010