Spleef

A variation/correct version of the word spliff.

I was down in Jamaica last week and I saw this guy smoking a huge spleef

by Alex Hartley July 10, 2007

Spleef

An ambiguous verb that does not really explain what is occurring. Can be used in a good or bad way (see examples). Most commonly used with bodily parts.

Oh my god dude! My anus is spleefing!

That girl over there makes me want to spleef so hard.

by Gatapi October 9, 2011

Spleef

Message you receive after good anal pounding/beating.

hey can you spleef me real quick, that hurt really bad

by bneeks and natro merch October 19, 2010

spleefing

the act of playing the game spleef
used in context of minecraft

spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing

want to spleef?
hells yeah!! spleefing is awesome!

by wormyish May 20, 2011

spleef

joint, usually a skinny long one, rolled in an orange style zig zag, aka pinner

the dude had a spleef rolled

by pretty ricky December 13, 2003

spleef

A rolled marajuana cigarette.
Fictional name for long-time internet gamer.

Let's roll a spleef and smoke like Popeye.

"Cops are fat" -spleef

by spleef May 1, 2003

spleef

The process of ejaculating and farting simultaneously (generally used when referring to males); the male version of a queef.

When Jane was blowing Jimmy, he spleefed in her face. She never spoke to him again.

by inajamm June 24, 2009