Smitty

Fucked upppppppp

Yo, lets get smitty and go skinny-dipping in the bathtub.

I'm pretty fucking smitty right now.

by Tooly McToolerson July 20, 2010

Smitty

Slang name for the 1st or 2nd mate on a pirate ship.

Arrr Smitty, bring da slaves to da deck before they walk the plank. ARRRRR! (Yo Ho, Yo Ho)

by Pirate1234 February 25, 2011

Smitty

v. To be sarcastic or smart with someone, to degrade their intellect with an unpleasant attitude.

Bob: Aren't you the brightest bulb in the box?
Sue: Don't you be smitty with me bitch!

by BillyBobJoeJimBobJoe August 25, 2005

Smitty

A submitter of content to a website (mainly Fark.com) who is obviously retarded.

Smitty thought "spork" was a compound word and not a portmanteau.

by tototototoad April 28, 2010

Smitty

When you do somthing dumb and now You got the shit face.
it also means if you were to get embarrassed!

If you see a boy in the hallway and he was to fall down the stairs you would say "ooooo Smitty!"

If a boy ask a girl for her number and she say no then the boy gone be looking "Smitty."

by through witit September 29, 2009

Smitty

A dirty girl that flirts with everyone’s boyfriend

Er rhat girls a smitty

by Blindfoldedickhead March 31, 2019

Smitty

One who dumps beer at a party when he cannot drink it. Typically is from Staten Island and can be observed with a horrendous "Razor" haircut.

Smitty dumps his beer in the toilet while playing beer pong so he doesn't get too drunk.

Is that smitty over there with the Armani exchange shirt on vomitting all over some poor obese girl?

by Mr. X BC August 21, 2006