someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a SHITHAWK.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.

a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.

Guy 1: "hey who took my last beer?"

Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"

Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"

Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."

Shithawk by Shithunter March 29, 2010

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Shithawking

When you are so constipated that you have no choice but to get into the Shithawking position on the toilet to release the massive load of poop that's stuck.

Damn, these pain meds have had me Shithawking all week!

Shithawking by XxGypsyEyesxX August 26, 2017

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shitanked

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

shitanked by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

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shittanked

Inebriated beyond logical comparison.

Man, I can't wait to get shittanked on Sara-Jean's birthday!

shittanked by partygrrl69xl February 9, 2006

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