shithawk

A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.

As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive!

First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL

by wetcoastbirdman February 15, 2010

shithawk

An individual who swarms you, and will not leave you alone. Constant pestering from individual leaves them to be guilty of the act, 'shithawking'.

"Dude, she was shithawkin' me all night, I couldn't get away from her."

by DwheelerJ October 24, 2006

shithawk

a bird usually found shitting on unsuspecting prey

hey man look out, it's a bunch of shithawks

by Nowar August 12, 2003

shithawk

Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.

Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.

by Elliott April 17, 2005

shithawk

Describes a bird, usually in the state of flying overhead, that is likely to shit on you, especially a seagull or pigeon.

God damnit, a flock of shithawks at 12 o'clock. Quick give me the shotgun and some birdshot!

by anonymous January 1, 2004

Shithawk

A child that is particularly dirty or grubby. Also a descriptive word for a seagull.

That new kid is a little grubber. Yeah he is a proper little shithawk.

by The tractor whisperer July 17, 2016

Shithawk

Where you scrape your anus across the forehead of the other party. This creates a mohawk of shit on the second party.

I gave her a Belgian Gas Mask, but I had a turtle head and transitioned to the shithawk.

by Heyw00dJablowm3 September 26, 2010