shit bomb

The act of rushing to the toilet unsure of it being a false alarm (fart) or actual shit. Once on the toilet the anus lets out a small fart crescendoing into a massive vibration and finishing with shit coming out in the end.

Guy 1: "Be right back man, i don't know if this is a fart or shit"
Guy2: "Ok"
10 minutes later
Guy1:"Yup it was a shit bomb"
Guy2:"Holy shit i thought it was an earthquake"

by Big shitter December 2, 2007

shit bomb

A dirty diaper, filled with baby poop which is dropped into a public trash can or left in a public place. It may remain there for a long period before being removed.

Oh, God! That woman left a shit bomb in the women's room and you can hardly breath in there.

by 865ece January 29, 2008

Shit bomb

A air tight container filled with feces and yeast that will eventually blow up and spray feces every where

Bro I shit bombed coach leveques car

by fridge010 May 27, 2020

shit bomb

when someone leaves an explosive, diarrhea shit in the toliet bowl (usually in a public restroom)which then leads to the entire bathroom reeking making everyone sick and no one dares to flush it because it THAT fowl

I walked into the Exxon bathroom and DAMN someone left a mighty shit bomb in there

by theshitbomber February 27, 2010

Shit bomb

Shit bombing is when you enter a establishments bathroom , take a roll of toilet paper and jam it in the toilet. Then take a shit on it.

My favorite place to shit bomb is Starbucks.

by Potony May 31, 2016

Shit bomb

You shit in a balloon, fill the bag with helium, tie it and watch it fly away. It will pop and shit with land on someone. You can do this with a water balloon and throw it at someone from a roof.

Dood lets shit bomb that chick. She will flip the fuck out then let's grab her and run.

by Giiggllez July 15, 2013

shit bomb

when you are getting a rimjob and you purposly shit in your partners mouth, (usually a gay person)

wow last night i got really shit bombed by shaun.

by prestonr09 April 16, 2009