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shell shockers.io 

Basically just a shooter game that you play when you're bored at school and want to shoot people.

There are 4 classes, a sniper in which "Good" players use which can one shot, but the bullet travel cripples you. You got a shotgunner who's shotgun is worse than his pistol at close range. You have a guy with an Ak, not so bad, and is fun to use. Then you got the guy with a rocket launcher, run if he's good, you're gonna blow up.
Guy 1: Hey wanna play a game?
Guy 2: Lets party up in shell shockers.io and shoot people.
Guy 1: Ok, sounds fun.

Shell shocker 

kinda like the shocker, but instead of 2 in the pink one in the stink its one in the pink and 2 in the stink
she said she didnt want the shocker she wanted the shell shocker cuz she likes it in the BUTT
Shell shocker by Bigphil76 October 10, 2009

Shell Shocked 

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!

Shell shocked 

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.
Shell shocked by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Shell Shocked 

The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.
Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.

Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.

Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked
Shell Shocked by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010

shell shocked 

Blurry vision and loss of awareness caused by a large nearby explosion.
Usually in war movies where someone is knocked down by an explosion and can't hear anyone and has shaky vision, AKA shell shocked
shell shocked by A_Smart_@$$ April 1, 2009