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An edgy friend who likes to act mature, but loves to have fun. Most of the time, they are indian or adopted into an indian family.
"Shalini, stop saying you wanna kill me. You will never fight me."
Shalini by Memeterneter January 20, 2020
When people assume you're vegetarian or vegan but you like meat but also just really like vegetables and curry
Isn't she vegetarian?

Nah she's more of a Shalini
Shalini by L1T February 7, 2018
noun. the practice of procrastinating on assignments, specifically assignments of incredible significance or importance. This procrastination is most often carried out by claiming that one is "not in the mood" to do said assignment. Instead, the person will go out and eat "to get more energy", take naps "because s/he has a headache", or goes on facebook because s/he "can't concentrate".
- "Guys, I really don't feel like doing my midterm essay. I think I'm going to take a nap and do it tomorrow".
- "You've said this the past 5 nights! Stop pulling a Shalini!"
shalini by rice and bean April 4, 2009
He did coke and i totally shalini'd him in front of everyone.
Shalini by Swissguychicago July 7, 2018

dirty shalini 

When a woman gets horrible diarrhea from eating at a cheap Indian buffet. The actual act of the dirtiest Shalini hasn't occurred until the explosive diarrhea gets into the woman's vagina forming a horrible bacterial infection that creates more cheap Indian food.
Dude let's go to the "reincarnation buffet" to get some "dirty Shalini".
dirty shalini by Dab'll Doo February 25, 2020
Shalini means someone has eaten too much and is beyond human size.
Shalini by facts333 November 17, 2018