Shalini

An edgy friend who likes to act mature, but loves to have fun. Most of the time, they are indian or adopted into an indian family.

"Shalini, stop saying you wanna kill me. You will never fight me."

by Memeterneter January 20, 2020

Shalini

When people assume you're vegetarian or vegan but you like meat but also just really like vegetables and curry

Isn't she vegetarian?

Nah she's more of a Shalini

by L1T February 7, 2018

shalini

noun. the practice of procrastinating on assignments, specifically assignments of incredible significance or importance. This procrastination is most often carried out by claiming that one is "not in the mood" to do said assignment. Instead, the person will go out and eat "to get more energy", take naps "because s/he has a headache", or goes on facebook because s/he "can't concentrate".

- "Guys, I really don't feel like doing my midterm essay. I think I'm going to take a nap and do it tomorrow".
- "You've said this the past 5 nights! Stop pulling a Shalini!"

by rice and bean April 4, 2009

Shalini

Shaming someone

He did coke and i totally shalini'd him in front of everyone.

by Swissguychicago July 7, 2018

Shalini

Eats too much Panini.

Shalini means someone has eaten too much and is beyond human size.

by facts333 November 17, 2018

dirty shalini

When a woman gets horrible diarrhea from eating at a cheap Indian buffet. The actual act of the dirtiest Shalini hasn't occurred until the explosive diarrhea gets into the woman's vagina forming a horrible bacterial infection that creates more cheap Indian food.

Dude let's go to the "reincarnation buffet" to get some "dirty Shalini".

by Dab'll Doo February 25, 2020

Shalini

Shalinis are very wierd. She is very helpful and trustful. But can be an Chutiya sometimes.

Are you a Shalini?

by Dumbass boy November 23, 2021