riding dirty 

When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."

Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.

riding dirty by seymour buttz August 30, 2008

riding dirty 

To snowboard or ski without a pass or on someone else's seasons pass.

Yo, Ian got busted trying to use Nicole's seasons ski pass last weekend. LOL, he was riding dirty as a girly man.

riding dirty by Obutter August 26, 2012

Riding Dirty 

When the length of a male's pubic hair surpasses the length of said male's penis.

"Hey man, do you think Charles is riding dirty?"

Riding Dirty by Rotag McNeily August 31, 2006

riding dirty 

* Refers to a game played between friends where points are earned for succefully having sexual intercourse with extremely obese women without being caught by one's friends. If a participant is caught during this horrific act points are taken away and added to the finders point total. These women only qualify if their obesity is comperable to the fat women featured in Spencer's gag cards.

* The Chamillionaire song "Ridin'" was created to commemorate a specific instance where the artist won this game by sexually pleasuring a morbidly rotund transvestite. This event led to additional (bonus) points for Chamillionare which gave him a solid lead and eventuallty a win in a game between him and his friends.

My friends caught me riding dirty. Now I need too sleep with six fat bitches in order to win.

riding dirty by John Ben September 14, 2008

Riding Dirty 

Having anal sex. Riding dirty refers to having anal sex or anal intercourse, usually without a condom.

My gal loves me riding dirty.

Riding Dirty by Bill Alan August 15, 2006

Riding dirty 

While most of us refer to " ridin dirty" as the act of driving an automobile with illegal contents inside such as guns or drugs, the term can also be used when referring to driving a vehicle for any period of time after shitting ones pants, most commonly after battling with a bought of diarrhea.

" dude I was sitting in road construction for 40min on my way home yesterday, I really had to fart so I let it squeak out but it ended up being a sneaky shart. I was riding dirty all the way from exit 4 to exit 12"

Riding dirty by Jackson Real January 31, 2021

Riding Dirty 

1. When you drive a car or motor cycle without being:
A. licensed
B. Insured
C. Registered

Or being drunk,having drugs, guns, a prostitute or ugly woman/man in car.

2. Having sex with a woman/man who has bad hygene or has had a lot of sex partners.

1. Damn! Bryan got caught riding dirty by the popo after that huge kegger!

2. I was horny so just decided to ride dirty with Tony for a while.

Riding Dirty by People Watchers April 28, 2014