To do a dance in a galloping way with a spank spank move and some air lasso. Often in a circle, but can be stationary.
When Seth did ride the pony, it moved her audience to tears and it was emotional.
The birthday juice was ready but John would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.
The birthday juice was ready but John would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.
by Male Kyzer October 20, 2007
by ponyupbitch December 14, 2018
Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital
by Urpit November 22, 2007
When one gets screwed over. Or put in a no choice situation. Also may be refered to as "being on the ruff"
Andre: Helder want to chill on the weekend?
Helder: No man i have to go to a stupid ass wedding!!
Andre: No choice! your riding the pony!
Helder: No man i have to go to a stupid ass wedding!!
Andre: No choice! your riding the pony!
by Andre A April 5, 2006
The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.
Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.
by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 23, 2009
I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off
(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
(CHORUS)
Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh
(CHORUS x2)
If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)
(CHORUS x5)
Ride it
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off
(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
(CHORUS)
Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh
(CHORUS x2)
If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)
(CHORUS x5)
Ride it
by Captian Commando JR. November 6, 2009
by Future Primitive 2 February 4, 2010