prongs

1) the units that measure the speed at which your brain is processing things
- normal people have an odd number of prongs, very very smart people have even numbers of prongs
- the lower the number of prongs, the slower you are functioning

Person 1: I'm so tired I'm operating on three prongs right now.
Person 2: We should ask TB, he has an even number of prongs

by xX_leg_Xx May 29, 2020

prong

(Prong, pronging, pronged, will prong)

1: To have sexual relations.

2: Like spooning, but with four people, like the 4 prongs on a spork.

"I don't prong on the first date.", "I pronged her so hard last night.", "I was proning with my 3 best friends last night.", or "Pronging in bed keeps me warm.

by The Sporks!!! December 03, 2010

prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang

We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Pronged

It’s when you go beyond horny and no longer fit into that category, you’re pronged

“Yo what’s up with Michael, his eyes are bloodshot and he’s humping the desk”

“Oh yea, man’s pronged”
“Well put a leash or something on him, he’s going crazy”
“He just needs some coochie”

by Ricky Berwick September 15, 2019

pronging

To be really fucked up offa X.

"Man, I'm pronging so fucken hardcore."

by Diego August 31, 2003

prongs

Slang for nipples.

"I just bedazzled my bra. A little uncomfortable for the prongs maybe, but otherwise this is the best decision I've ever made."

by viceprecedent February 28, 2010

pronged

a sexual act akin to the shocker where one makes the Vulcan hand gesture from Star Trek instead.

It was so cold out, I went to tickle her ass, but I pronged her instead.

by Slider8980 January 10, 2015