Plant

A term referring to an asexual or celibate person, particularly in a derogatory context, derived from the asexual reproduction methods of plants.

Person 1: Oliver, why did you refuse to speak to your partner for the whole lesson?

Person 2: Because he fancies her...

Person 3: interjection Don't be ridiculous! Oliver's incapable of fancying anyone, he's a plant!

Plant by FactFinder May 4, 2014

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1: V. To place incriminating evidence in a place likely to be found by the authorities.

2: N. A green organism, often leafy, popular for its ability to turn poisonous gasses into the popular hallucinagen, oxygen. These blobs of cells are well known for causing rashes, indegestion, death, and putting holes through the feet of unwary hikers. They are to be watched carefully for signs of rebellion.

Wanting to break my coke addiction and put an innocent man in jail for shits and giggles, I decided to plant seventeen kilos of my stash in in a stranger's house and call the police from a payphone.

plant by Shuffle September 26, 2005

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Plant

An imposter. You think they are the actual person, but they are not. They were sent to pretend they are the person you think they are, but ... they aren't. O_O

I think that guy is a plant.

Plant by One Eyed Butter Flied February 10, 2021

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Plant

1: an organism of varying colors, may or may not have blossoms or bear fruit, has different ways to germinate or reproduce, usually by pollination by bees or birds.

2. someone who is paid to sit in a comedy show and laugh at every joke the comedian says, prompting others to laugh

1. You see that plant? that's Catnip, it's crack for cats!

2. That guy next to me, the one who keeps laughing, yeah, I think he's a plant.

Plant by GamerGirlMGS May 9, 2009