Monkey Boy

A man with a simian gait and a tendancy towards random acts of mischief.

Has Monkey Boy swaggered off with the rent to buy a bag of garys again.

by Gareth Mitchell January 11, 2004

Monkey Boy

Noun - A hairy female from Marketing that uses a man's razor to create the space between her eyebrows. This same razor is then used to remove her 5 o'clock shadow from her upper lip.

When I kissed Monkey Boy my lips got chaffed from her razor stubble.

by Taint Licker April 14, 2003

Monkey Boy

Mashpee student who acts like a monkey because his dad fucked the monkey in the zoo. He is hald monkey with lots of pimples.

Lets go trip monkey boy!!

by poop shoot April 20, 2004

Monkey Boy

Dave Wilson, see also monkey

Someone who makes the tea, also known as a placement student.

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

monkey boy

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush thinks, acts, and looks like a monkey. Therefore he is a monkey boy.

by jesster79 March 05, 2005

monkey boy

A little hairy knuckle dragging drunk that does the chimp walk.

Look...there's Jack the monkey boy.

by Organ grinder January 22, 2008

Monkey boy

To chase and beat someone up as if they had just took your bags and shit while you were preoccupied

“Yo, I monkey boyed the shit out of this dude I bumped into at the club last night”
“Was he stealing your shit or something?”
“No, but he was talking shit at me and I just completely lost it”
“Understandable.”

by Jaaaaaam April 25, 2020