just messing 

Two definitions:

1) Not being serious, not doing anything in particular, messing around;

2) Attempting to confuse, get a rise out of, kid with, jerk the chain of someone, mess with her head.

1)WUdoon?
Jes messin--U?
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2)I<3U
OMG! Me2U
Haha just messing

just messing by Wandadollgirl September 4, 2008

messing

1. The act of interfering with something that is not yours, or
2. To alter, change, use, touch, examine or interact in any way with someone else's property or person.

Hey, stop messing with my stuff, man!

messing by Just_I August 29, 2005

Dirty Messinger 

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea

Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants

Dirty Messinger by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018

How to stop messing up 

The truth is you cant, people are people and there is no way that you'll stop messing up. Some day we both will have to realize that we'll mess up...all the time. And we can cry about it and regret it but we cant stop it, no one ever will. We just have to mess up and pick ourselves back up and carry on. Its the only way to go through life.

How to stop messing up; carry on

How to stop messing up by A girl who messes up A LOT February 21, 2012

mal meninga

Mal Meninga is a retired Australian Rugby League player. In rhyming slang, to "Mal Meninga" means to "finger".

I was carving up a storm on the dance floor with a blonde hottie when I decided to go the Mal Meninga.

mal meninga by cactoid March 1, 2005

like mending roads in summertime 

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.

Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"

like mending roads in summertime by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

mening

The act of taking a man to one's bed. Usually used in reference to a series of one-night stands.

Sorry I've been out of contact I've been too busy mening, it wouldn't take up as much of my time if I didn't have to wake up next to some stranger the next morning and go through the whole brunch and awkward conversation routine.

mening by Shakespeare's Sista May 15, 2015