by Meowrific March 23, 2020
To stay at home and Masturbate instead of going out and doing anything else. It's a date, that rarely ends bad.
Joe: "Hey man wanna go to the game this Saturday?"
Brian: "Sorry man I can't, I got a Masturdate on Saturday."
Joe: "Oh..."
Brian: "Yeah..."
Brian: "Sorry man I can't, I got a Masturdate on Saturday."
Joe: "Oh..."
Brian: "Yeah..."
by ai-KILLER-md November 9, 2006
Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.
Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.
Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.
Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010
Is taking yourself out on a very special date because you know you're going to be single forever. It is also a dating trend, so hop on it! ;)
John: Hey dude, what were you up to yesterday?
Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...
John: What!?
Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!
John: *shook*
Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...
John: What!?
Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!
John: *shook*
by hoe- Heaven On Earth June 24, 2019
I am masturdating Gianna Michaels
by BirdFeeder October 3, 2010
In the era of COVID and online dating, a scheduled rendezvous via video call for mutual self-pleasuring.
by Myriam Webster August 19, 2021
by Dankknight November 30, 2018