word of the day: October 03, 2010
Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating
When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.
Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.
Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star
I am masturdating Gianna Michaels