Slang for the word Cross-Land.
To be an X-Land
, is to be a person that follows others around aimlessly like a lost puppy.
is unable to make sexy-time with the opposite sex due to lack of intrest and/or inability to have an erection.
also hovers behind you as you eat, making you extremely uncomfortable and can scare your chalupa right out your ass.
may spit on you as they talk, try to keep your distance.
never stands like a normal Human Being, they will always stand much like Morpheus from The Matrix with their hands behind them, this makes an X-Land
easy to spot from afar.
is not capable of being productive, and is not good at their job.
The only way to defend youself from an X-Land
is to throw up your arms in a big "X" and repetedly yell "X-LAND, X-LAND I cast you out, you X-LAND."
"The other day that X-Land
followed me around doing nothing as I ate my taco. When i turned around, he was so close behind me, I thought he was going to kiss me"
"I caught this one guy smoking a cigarette, drinking a Diet Coke, Whacking-off, while praying to Jesus as he watched a guy fuck a donkey in the ass. Fucking X-Land
ME- "Hey X-Land
, what you thinking?"
ME- "Thats what I thought."