A town in which the majority of girls are sluts and dress from clothes that are from the Children's Place (seriously, wear clothes that actually fit you and that aren't 20 sizes too small?) and where guys are players and wear their pants down to their ankles. Oh, and if you don't smoke weed, go to parties and get wasted, or go to hookah bars, you aren't cool. "Legit" is in EVERY girl's vocabulary, and "i'm peeing" equals "that's so funny!" Little middle school girls go to Pure because they're trying to cool. Oh, and most Manalapan people tyPppE liiIkkEee thhHiSs.
by someonewhospeaksthetruth February 28, 2011
1. a town where people are just as stuck up as you are but can still be down to earth with their daddy's money in their pockets.
2. the place where all the white rich "gansta" and emo kids gather to do pot and get drunk out of their mind at parties
2. the place where all the white rich "gansta" and emo kids gather to do pot and get drunk out of their mind at parties
You are such a bitch, but i still love you! Here let me buy you this platinum bracelet. ----Manalapan JAP
by M-panGal January 2, 2007
I'm from Manalapan and see all of your definitions and there completely wrong? Were not all rich and not every kid thinks there ghetto or live in a mansion. Were like every other town around us, just with better parties then you. if you wrote those about how everyones emo and stuff what are you talking aboutttt? stop dissing manalapan you live here get used to it. And i can guarentee you not all girls are obsessed with their daddys money so shut up you don't live here you wouldn't know were just like the next wealthier town sooooooo as manalapan kids say.. RIPPED
and no one chills at the mall anymore? unless your in 7th grade and/or a fag.
and no one chills at the mall anymore? unless your in 7th grade and/or a fag.
by Lisa Kenya March 10, 2009
Ok, everyone like stop dissing people in manalapan I live here in its nothing like what your saying. we're not all sluts and most guys don't act guido. maybe like half of the people that live here are. and nobody does drugs, maybe like 1 or 2 people outta 1000. nobody goes to the mall anymore unless you actually need to go shopping. not everyone has huge house there are actually small house in manalapan too. and that definition about amanda vandestar and chelsea roth is NOT true. there pretty nice people so stop dissing them.
"hey want a cig?" Manalapan middle/high schooler
"no I don't do drugs." manalapan middle/high schooler
"no I don't do drugs." manalapan middle/high schooler
by youdontknowmex0o August 19, 2009
A sleepy town gone STANKY. Imagine somebody that shit in a urnal and then tried to put Cologne on top of it to make the smell of STANKINESS go away.
Dan Zargari: Hi George.
George Mariolis: Go away you herb.
Dan Zargari: What does that mean?
George Mariolis: Shut up.
Dan Zargari: You're so mean! :o
George Mariolis. Shut the FUCK up. (More kids walk over)
Random Kids: Oh look it's Dan Zargari lets make fun of him because he dosn't wear gold chains and expensive clothers HAHAHAHA.
Dan Zargari: I hate Manalapan ='
George Mariolis: Go away you herb.
Dan Zargari: What does that mean?
George Mariolis: Shut up.
Dan Zargari: You're so mean! :o
George Mariolis. Shut the FUCK up. (More kids walk over)
Random Kids: Oh look it's Dan Zargari lets make fun of him because he dosn't wear gold chains and expensive clothers HAHAHAHA.
Dan Zargari: I hate Manalapan ='
by Manalapan19029129 April 6, 2011
I live here and I hate everyone here. 45% of the town is made up of scene kids who think they're cool because they go to hot topic and think they can call people a trashy slut even though they are one, 45% of the town is guidos who're filthy rich, and 10% of the town are "uncool" because they don't go to the mall every weekend and beat kids up and deal drugs
Scene Kid on Facebook: Ugh everyone in manalapan is so fake and trashy, YOU WHORES! btw guyss hmu on fridday we're going to the mall to do lines of coke off each other's assesss gurlll!
Guidos: Yo bitch fight me nigga, meet me at the spray tan parlor at four pussyface
Regular kids: I hate this town
Guidos: Yo bitch fight me nigga, meet me at the spray tan parlor at four pussyface
Regular kids: I hate this town
by ihatemanalapan March 1, 2011
ok i live in manalapan. it is filled with kids who are emo one day and ghetto the next. you can get some of the finest weed in school bathrooms , and walk around the halls and see kids dealing drugs right in the open. Boys soccer is the biggest in manalapan 2nd in state. dont use your "athletic ability" to try and get popular. by wearing a varisty jacket and leggings doesnt make you cooler. and neither does wearing an oversized shirt with leggings and uggs. you look rediculous put some pants on! the only place where you can drive 10minutes to get to the freehold mall and spend all your parents money without caring. and if your not at the mall on friday nights then your not cool? bullshit! go to the freehold mall on friday night, you will be able to find the whole population of manalapan there.
her; hey its friday night what do you want to do?
frind: Malvies!!!! mall and movies every manalapaners friday night.
frind: Malvies!!!! mall and movies every manalapaners friday night.
by mhs -2010 February 1, 2007