buy mugs tshirts and magnets 

1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.

2.The thing that's above this definition.

3.Something that you wouldn't click on.

Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

buy mugs tshirts and magnets by 1337MuffinMasta February 5, 2010

porcelain magnets

you shit with such force that it obtains an adhesive that allows it to stick to the walls of the toilet

I had post-mexican blowout and discovered my tirade left the toilet riddled with porcelain magnets.

porcelain magnets by Porcelain Magneteer October 18, 2007

car magnets

This is when one car turns and the car behind it seems to attach itself to the first car to make the turn with him.

you are stuck in traffic and so u wave on a car to get across and the car behind takes full advantage of your kindness and crosses with him as if they were attached with car magnets.

car magnets by rageagainsthemachine May 17, 2010

turd magnets 

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

turd magnets by boggler March 18, 2005

meat magnets 

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

meat magnets by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008

fucking magnets 

a line from the song miricles by insane clown posse, possibly one of the stupidest songs ever, in the song they ask easily answerd questions that somehow they just cant figure out like "why do some mountains have presidents on them?", or "why are my kids black?"

ICP: fucking magnets how do they work?

4th grade science teacher: positrons from one magnet are atracted to electrons from another

ICP: wtf? h4x

fucking magnets by blakizzle April 19, 2010

booboo magnets

Shoes that track/pick up lots of doodoo (poop)

Damn bro you got booboo magnets on, tracking all that shit in my house.

booboo magnets by DumPsTeRkiDD May 2, 2021