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Love Loitering 

When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.
Mark and Mary spent a lazy evening love loitering eachother, while facebooking and checking emails.
Love Loitering by podboy1971 November 14, 2011

dong loitering 

The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.
Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.

couch loitering 

This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.
Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.
couch loitering by m65 December 1, 2014

Anal Loitering 

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.
Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."
Anal Loitering by Neoterist March 20, 2012

Aggressive Loitering 

The act of loitering that can be deemed as being aggressive, with examples such as loitering in front of a mall door to prevent people entering.
We now begin the trial of Dofy Doofer for the crime of aggressive loitering.
Aggressive Loitering by silvervoid22 September 12, 2018
To ease around with no particular goal or destination in mind. Piddle
Roy: Hey, Billy Ray, what are you doin' out in town today?

Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around.
loafering by MericanMaster November 16, 2015