Janner is a term for the in-bred, sub-moronic locals of Plymouth, UK. They tend to favour Burberry knockoffs, too many sovvies on their fingers and add an "S" to the end of everything. Drag racing down Royal Parade while getting a blow-job from their over-bleached, underage girlfriend is a favourite pastime.
"I's goin down Plymcos to gets me Lotteries, then we's going Millenniums". Translation: "I am taking a jaunt to the local supermarket to purchase my tickets for the Natioanl Lottery, before I and my friends enjoy a night out at Plymouth's premier nightspot, the Millennium Complex."
"He's a loud-mouthed Janner bastard".
"He's a loud-mouthed Janner bastard".
by Incurious October 31, 2003
Get the jannermug. A Janner is someone who comes from Plymouth in England. Since most Americans were sent from Plymouth they could be seen as Janners although they donot have the Janner accent.
by sim July 18, 2003
Get the jannermug. Heys i'm a janner but i'm not a chav it's like the janner's the accent not the type of person ur gettin us mixed up with swills. Swills r a section of the Janners and swills suck ass , i hate swills so bad innit! Like well offended peeps mite be confusing me with a swill *shocked*
I live in plymouth but not in swilly therefore i aint a chav, i just torks like a faRmer sum'imes ~ hehe
by Me! February 12, 2005
Get the jannermug. by Mark May 07, 2004
Get the jannermug. by Natan french June 15, 2009
Get the janner-klausnermug. When a woman has a puffy vagina.
by Jkoppy November 27, 2012
Get the Janner Puffmug. Janner is 99.999999% likely to make you fall in love with him. He's just so handsome, and sexy, and just perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair you've ever seen, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart, he just doesn't show it off and is modest in that way. He loves to take care of you and make you feel his love. On the inside, he is a child, but on the outside he is the most protective and loving man you'll ever come across; he's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his perfect weirdness. He'll do anything to make you smile or laugh. Including sex jokes. God he's just hilarious. He'll tease you (touchy-wise) until you can't stand him anymore. But you'll come back to him anyways. Janner is very self-conscious, however, and if you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. Being such an important part of Janner's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because like how could you not be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but please prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he knows he needs you. Please handle Janner with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Janner is the adventure of a lifetime. - h
Girl: Who's that?
Girl that just so happens to be Janner's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hillary. Back the f*** off. He's mine.
Girl: Damn, alright.
Girl that just so happens to be Janner's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hillary. Back the f*** off. He's mine.
Girl: Damn, alright.
by I’mhotasff December 20, 2022
Get the Jannermug.