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Hatching a Havana 

When you need a poo. You can feel it almost ready to come out. It’s growing inside and you know it’s going to be a good one 👍
Hey Steve, you haven’t been for a dump for a while”

“ I’m just hatching a havana “ 😜

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.
Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.
Snail Hatching by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019

molly hatching it

Going down on a path of self destruction and not giving a single fuck about it!
Tonight Gents, we're Molly Hatching it!
molly hatching it by Debo442 November 1, 2013

Dry Hatching 

Hatching an egg on Pokemon Go without exercising (riding in a car, trolley, on a horse, ect.)
Ain't no way in Hell I'm walking 10km in the summer sun to hatch an egg, let's go dry hatching!

Hatchin' Eggs 

1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.

2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go

3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."

2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"

3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."