Gorbachev

To simultaneously defecate and urinate. Yanni and bruce at the same time.

"I just took the most epic gorbachev ever."

by French Dip April 08, 2008

gorbachev

In the United Kingdom, an early 1990's strain of LSD that featuread a black and white face of the ex-Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev

"I'll do you three Gorbachev's for a tenner"

by Emperor Xist February 04, 2006

gorbachev

Just before a man has sex with a woman on the rag, he pulls out her bloody tampon, swings it in the air like a cowboy roping a bull, and smackers her on the forehead leaving a bloody replica birthmark of the former Soviet leader.

I gave that dirty bitch a gorbachev!

by Random Fuckin Hero January 03, 2009

The Gorbachev

Sex move in which a bald man rubs his head in the vagina of a menstrating female until his head looks like the ex-Soviet leader's.

The Gorbachev is like falling asleep in a bowl of marinara sauce-that smells like fish.

by Javid1236 March 28, 2009

gorbachev

A lewd act, in which one is having oral sex performed on them by a chemo patient over 50, wherein the person receiving the sexual act ejaculates onto the female's bald forehead in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev's famous birthmark.

Dude, I totally gave Hannah a gorbachev the other day.

by Phunkspace March 03, 2005

Gunk Gorbachev

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.

Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker

by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021

Bloody Gorbachev

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.

Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.

by BenKerr October 17, 2003