A penis that is crooked somewhere in the middle. Not naturally curved, but a definite snap.
God, that penis is a gooseneck!
Look at that guy's gooseneck!
by Will Zimerman June 10, 2004
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1. to extend the neck in a quick vertical and horizontal motion in pursuit of getting a better visual perspective of a situation/object in question
2. a voyeuristic action
1. Why was the RA even goosenecking into my room? / The traffic was backed up because everyone was goosenecking at the accident.
2. He left his blinds open so I was able to gooseneck into his window all night.
by Gretchen Muller November 9, 2006
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The act of taking a hand while sitting behind a girl and slipping it under her butt and curling it up to achieve a pleasureful sensation to a woman.
"Mmmm...Sam Tucker I love the way you gooseneck me." - hot girl
by Cameron Gena February 26, 2011
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The movement one's head makes while pleasuring a male partner.
The side to side, up and down oral sex moves, that mimic the actions of a goose. Hince, Goosenecking
by Nick Russell September 11, 2005
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A male or female who has just made a fool of themselves. Someone who makes rediculous mistakes or a word commonly used when one is in the wrong.

Can be used instead of terms such as idiot/wanker etc.
1) "I've got two words for, I don't think so!"

"That's three words gooseneck!"

2) Someone keeps stalling the car.

"Nice one gooseneck!"

3) Someone becomes far to intoxicated and loses themselves whilst at a party.

"You we're acting like the biggest gooseneck!"
by ayekid October 29, 2009
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noun The failure to achieve full erection, despite full intention.

adj. to gooseneck: to abandon the act of "getting a hard-on" after instigating the act in which said hard on is key.
Due to his gooseneck, it was not the easiest penetration I've encountered./ The gooseneck is the condom's worst enemy./ I'm sorry darling. I have just goosenecked.
by Alpha Beta Cha Kappa September 17, 2010
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I think that gooseneck risers must mean condomes in Tom Waits' song if gooseneck stands for penis
tom waits in "kentucky avenue":
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...
by mogens kruse January 6, 2005
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