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To restore to fullness by preening, combing, brushing, using fingers to rake, or some other form of physical manipulation.
Examples are: to floof up a flat spot in a friend's hair.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
Floof by Bakerybum December 7, 2012
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A feline of supreme poufdom. The dense fur of this animal provokes immediate dissolution of internal malcontent. Humans who come into physical contact with a floof have reported feelings of giddiness and increased levels of serotonin. The likelihood of collapsing into a cooing life of feline subservience is all but guaranteed should the human provide the floof with face-to-belly osculation.
Awwwwww! Look at that squishy little floof! Master, let me feed you treats, kiss, kiss, Mmmmmm...
Floof by Apple beet and carrot juice February 17, 2019
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Your dad won’t let you have a girl in the house? What a fucking floof!
Floof by Swagballs420 December 7, 2021
Floof: A piece of lint or other such particle stuck on a dog's mouth after they've been getting into something. I.e. a feather, piece of tissue, etc.
FiFi has been up to no good again, she has a floof on her mouth.
Floof by LuLuWho February 7, 2018
1) A bunny rabbit
2) A term for and extremely cute and fluffy creature
When looking at a rabbit 'Oh look, its a FLOOF!!!!!!!!'
floof by XxXpinkypieXxX August 14, 2008
Floof, Floofy; To act innocent. Not really knowing what is going on. Not be in on the joke.
She bought 25kg of Bath Salts, she really is a floof.
Floof by royalregicide November 12, 2014
The middle level on a two storey structure.
What separates the top floor from the bottom floor.
If one is on the lower level the roof is above them, alternatively if one is on the upper level the floor is below them.
Since neither, by technical definition, is the floor or the roof, the term "Floof" best describes this.
Floof by ben serum December 16, 2011