Perfect Crime 

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?

Perfect Crime by macabre_brooder June 8, 2018

crimestop 

Newspeak word, and one of the central pillars of Ingsoc. Crimestop refers to the ability to stop short of any thought that might be heretical or unorthodox before it is even thought, as if by instinct. It is the ability to misunderstand analogies, fail to perceive logical errors, and be repelled or bored by any train of thought or conversation that might be inimical to Ingsoc. Of course, this process is not unique to Ingsoc, and has been and still is applied by most religious and political extremists.

Crimestop is not stupidity, or at least not natural stupidity. It is the ability to deliberately retard one's own intelligence, and, of course, to forget the process of doing it by doublethink.

"He was troubled by false memories occasionally. They did not matter so long as one knew them for what they were."

crimestop by Emperor Spleen June 6, 2004

Crime Scene Oil 

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

Crime Scene Oil by misspelld March 6, 2010

Favorite crime 

A relationship that had a lot of sacrifices and heartbreak, but made it work just to stay together.

Usually hurtful to only one side of the relationship.

He was my favorite crime last summer.

I did so much for him, I hope I was his favorite crime

Favorite crime - Olivia rodrigo

All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime

Favorite crime by Jus_churro June 27, 2021

republican crime family 

one of the two political crime families in the united states, known for manipulating the theocratic fascists of the religious right by claiming to want to ban abortion and impose their religious agenda on the nation while really just giving everything to the corporate crime families that pull their strings.

The republican crime family gives unlimited money to the corporate criminals through the military and prison industrial complexes while pretending to care about the religious nuts and fascists they are manipulating to stay in power.

republican crime family by zodm August 5, 2010

bait crime 

A hate crime based on race, gender, national origin, citizenship status or sexual orientation that is hoaxed by the so-called "targeted victim" who identifies with a so-called "victim class".

In the news today, an actor by the name of Jussie Smollett has been accused in yet another, of what is said to be an ever

growing social problem of bait crimes by people employing The Victim Narrative. Here is what we know about this narrative so far. See h t t p s : / / ghostbin . com / paste / 69srv

bait crime by ika tan March 3, 2019

crime rider 

A person who is purposely breaking minor rules and restrictions, pretending or believing to be a "bad ass", "gangster" et cetera. The term origins from and is primarily used in Denmark, where it was first used in a Danish television show called "UPS! Det er live" with a sketch involving two tracksuit wearing, bicycle riding men doing things such as ringing at people's doors, to then run away, park bikes where they were not allowed to and so on. The name of the sketch was called "Crime Riders". The term is mostly used ironically about a person.

Dude, I just totally skipped my English class!
Oh what a crime rider you are!

crime rider by foldager April 19, 2014