Computer science 

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely create a model of the real stuffs with it in a complicated way.

Computer science is a bunch imaginative stuff, which at the same time does and does not exist, made out of numbers which create a place to put all the knowledge into it.

Computer science by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019

computer science 

self explanatory. you can major/minor in computer science in college and it's useful if you want to get a job later in life.

Computer science r0x0rz!

computer science by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

Computer science 

A bullshit field of study which will cancel any plans you have made (or will make) in order to sit there and go over error messages over and over again. And when you finally do manage to get your code to compile, you're already half-dead from lack of sleep, your face is oily asf from all that caffeine and sweets that you've been eating because lack of sleep is giving you pregnancy cravings, and your back hurts like a mf from sitting on your ass all day and night. Getting your code to compile is only half the battle. You also have to make sure your assignments get past your instructor's plagiarism check which is stupid because none of the TA's actually go through and look at the code by hand; it's done with software. Don't major in CS folks. Do something that will reward you in life!

"I used to be a computer science major until I lost my gains, got acne after it was gone for years, and missed a lot of events that I coulda gone to, but didn't cuz I was reading over my code. And when I did go to those events, I still got points deducted even though I studied the material on my phone during the bus and rail rides. I'm in chemistry now. I couldn't be happier (and am also in the best shape of my life!)!"

"I quit CS. Best thing I've ever done."

Computer science by CandyRamen October 12, 2018

computer science 

A demanding major but not as hard as many would like you to think. If you think CS is hard try CE where you do the core CS classes along with EE classes and extra math and physics.

computer science is a fun yet demanding major

computer science by uncle sam March 31, 2008

computer science 

A college major which is thought to be a great field to enter for a lifelong job. This is true, but there are certain misconceptions to this fact. The only way to get an extraordinary job is to create an app and sell that app to a company on the west coast of the U.S. because they are the only ones interested in doing that and hopefully you get to work for one of those fantastic companies with marvelous benefits. On the other hand, if you fail to be an app developer in selling an app to them, you will end up working a job like in the movie Office Space.

Joey: So what are you going to do with your recently earned computer science degree?
Chandler: Well, I have no app ideas, so I'm just going to go work for Initech.
Joey: That's too bad you are not an incredible app developer with thousands of ideas.
Chandler: Yea, I should have just minored in computer science.

computer science by BigBangTheoryFan2013 July 20, 2013

Computer science 

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely hardly create a model of the real stuffs with it.

Computer science are bunch of imaginitive numbers piled together to create a place to store all the knowledge in the world which does and does not exist at the same time.

Computer science by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019

Computer Science Emotional Breakdown 

When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.

Shortened to CSEB.

Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.

Computer Science Emotional Breakdown by m3chatr0nic December 3, 2019