The guido version of the Arab world. You can usually find them trying to one up someone, wearing an unnecessary amount of jewelry, or trying to hit on someone’s girlfriend. They travel in packs and like to buy bottle service, but their table is only filled with men. They do be lovin the homies, their families, and nitrous. If you’re not Chaldean, they probably won’t be friends with or date you.
*at an after hours in Detroit*
Person 1: “Oh my god who brought their own nitrous tanks?? And why is it all dudes at that table?”
Person 2: “It’s the Chaldeans”
Person 1: “Oh my god who brought their own nitrous tanks?? And why is it all dudes at that table?”
Person 2: “It’s the Chaldeans”
by DetroitBadBoy March 28, 2020
A group of so called Catholics And Christians from the Middle East that Deserted their own countries and fled to America. Their fathers and grandfathers are weak and would not fight a civil war in their homelands. Most of them were scared out of their homes and villages by men with beards. Their families are scared to stand their ground. They will run from any and all confrontation.
They found the USA as a desirable place because there is so many laws protecting fraudulent criminals and white collar scammers.
They would rat on their own parents to stay out of trouble. Their parents would also be proud of them for doing that.
The live in homes with 3 or 4 generations under 1 roof. 12 family members in 1) 3 bedroom home is not uncommon.
Metro Detroit suburbs is full of Chaldean Communes.
They found the USA as a desirable place because there is so many laws protecting fraudulent criminals and white collar scammers.
They would rat on their own parents to stay out of trouble. Their parents would also be proud of them for doing that.
The live in homes with 3 or 4 generations under 1 roof. 12 family members in 1) 3 bedroom home is not uncommon.
Metro Detroit suburbs is full of Chaldean Communes.
by DetroitRealist July 9, 2020
Chaldeans are Catholics from Iraq. There are thousands of chaldeans in metro-detroit area (west bloomfield=little baghdad), san diego, sweden, and denmark.
Chaldeans are honest hard-working people who have fled Iraq due to war and persecution against christians. Family means the world to us and we are a very tight-knit community.
All the white trash LOVE to hate on us.
They think its funny when they call us camels or sand n******. Chaldeans have too much respect for themselves to go starting a fight with someone like that.
Here are some common stereotypes about us:
"all chaldeans own liquor stores or gas stations" in iraq chaldeans had dream jobs like professors at universities, lawyers, doctors...but when they came to america any degrees/lisences were no longer valid. Chaldeans left home with little money, so liquor stores seemed like the way to go!
"chaldeans marry cousins" chaldeans marry cousins (rarely) so they can bring relatives to america who are stuck back home without the right paperwork.
Chaldeans refer to other chaldeans as "cuz" as a joke.
We have tons of real cousins.
Being invited to a chaldeans home means that they consider you to be very close to them.
We love showing other people our culture.
We always feel the need to overfeed guests, but our food is frickin awesome anyways!
Dont listen to what the haters have to say. Get to know us yourselves. We are fun, friendly and you can never not have a great time when you're with a chaldean.
Chaldeans are honest hard-working people who have fled Iraq due to war and persecution against christians. Family means the world to us and we are a very tight-knit community.
All the white trash LOVE to hate on us.
They think its funny when they call us camels or sand n******. Chaldeans have too much respect for themselves to go starting a fight with someone like that.
Here are some common stereotypes about us:
"all chaldeans own liquor stores or gas stations" in iraq chaldeans had dream jobs like professors at universities, lawyers, doctors...but when they came to america any degrees/lisences were no longer valid. Chaldeans left home with little money, so liquor stores seemed like the way to go!
"chaldeans marry cousins" chaldeans marry cousins (rarely) so they can bring relatives to america who are stuck back home without the right paperwork.
Chaldeans refer to other chaldeans as "cuz" as a joke.
We have tons of real cousins.
Being invited to a chaldeans home means that they consider you to be very close to them.
We love showing other people our culture.
We always feel the need to overfeed guests, but our food is frickin awesome anyways!
Dont listen to what the haters have to say. Get to know us yourselves. We are fun, friendly and you can never not have a great time when you're with a chaldean.
by westbloomfield chaldo July 26, 2012
The most ungrateful, ignorant race known to man kind. They don't pay taxes, they cheat immigration and they are beyond rude. Chaldeans own most if not all gas stations and party stores in the area. They also happen to be the reason Sterling Heights and most of southeastern Michigan have gone to the dogs. Or camels in this case.
by I should Call IMS April 29, 2010
Is someone who thinks their so damn tuff and strong. Chaldeans usually work in gas stations and liquor stores. They usually have cadilacs and jeep trucks, they dont own these cars they can only afford to rent them. They usually walk around with their chest pumped out. All they talk about is sports and hitting MJR at night. The leaders of the Chaldeans are tonio and tommy. They run around sterling heights jumping weak ass people. Chaldeans do not fight one on one they bring their relatives up to eight generations. The only words they use are bro and my man. Chaldeans girls are so hot but when they take of their shirt, you think their black because they are so hairy. Chaldeans usually worship 2 pac and scarface. I dont know why. They usually show off their nextels they got from their uncles liquor/cell phone store. They talk to black people but when chaldeans are alone they make fun of black pople. Chaldeans hang around with albanians. Albanians and Chaldeans are very alike but Albanians steel everything they own, Chaldeans get it from their mom and dad. Chaldeans are now migrating to Arizona because the climate is like the dessert where they come from.
I seen this guy walking down the street with eighteen of his cousins. He had spikey hair like a Gotti brother and had on a fake chain. He must not of been chaldean because he did not have a nextel attached to his belt.
by BigChaldoBalla87 July 21, 2008
A chalden is originally descended by an Assyrian back in the day around 2000 years ago. To give you a quick history lesson, there were 2 Assyrian brothers who were fighting another army and during the war, one of the brothers basically dogged the other and made his own cult called Chaldeans (chaldos). True Assyrians reference them as 'dogs' and they are the most hated and are deserving of it. if you identify yourself as Chaldean, you are 100% likely to be married to your first cousin and only give a shit about money and about materialistic items. if you know anyone that is Chaldean, their parents probably hate you and their kid is a defect because of the genettic mutation your get when fucking your first cousin.
If you are friends with a chaldo, I personally notify you to immediately stop being their friend
If you are friends with a chaldo, I personally notify you to immediately stop being their friend
by real Assyrian March 23, 2019
I am not American or Chaldean. There are a few things I've come to known while being in the USA.
*Its true, some white people (and some black ) don't like Chaldeans.
*Some Chaldeans don't like white people.
*That's just life - everybody can't like everybody!
But... it's a fact that most Chaldean people are hard working people! And they deserve every cent that comes their way (some young Chaldeans help support of their whole family at home) SO WHAT if some of them or their dad's own liqour stores or gas stations! ( "Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here." ) You get your gas there and buy liqour form them every weekend...!
"SPARTANS" You remind me... no you are AMERICAN JEALOUS WHITE TRASH! You call then "CAMELS" , i call you a COWARD!
I would really like to see you say SHUT UP to a Chaldean - IF I can still see you after that... LOL! In your dreams LOZZZZER! Face it you are the only PUSSY here!
I don't understand why people don't get this! 90% Of Americans have German, Italian, African ect. in their family tree! ( backround ) That means if you only want "pure americans" here... sorry to say there would be maybe 3 left in this country! Yes, they are AMERICAN citizens AND SO ARE some Chaldeans (arabs) that's born here!
If you want to blame someone, BLAME SADDAM HUSSEIN! HE is the reason some Americans do not like Chaldeans(arabs). Because some STUPID Americans think if you are any kind of middle eastern person - YOU are "bad!" Some people dont even know that arabs can be MUSLIM or CHRISTIAN! Saddam Hussein is the reanon that some Chaldeans (Arabs) had to leave the Middle East (Iraq) to come to the USA - that's not so great by the way!
A few last word for you "SPARTANS" and others like you! Chaldeans (Arabs) are getting more and more in DETROIT and all over the USA - DEAL with it! YOU might be working under a Chaldean one day! I suggest YOU change your attitude!
STOP talking shit aboout CHALDEANS - you might get your ass kicked by an CHALDEAN and his cousins HECK make it the whole family! LOL
*Its true, some white people (and some black ) don't like Chaldeans.
*Some Chaldeans don't like white people.
*That's just life - everybody can't like everybody!
But... it's a fact that most Chaldean people are hard working people! And they deserve every cent that comes their way (some young Chaldeans help support of their whole family at home) SO WHAT if some of them or their dad's own liqour stores or gas stations! ( "Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here." ) You get your gas there and buy liqour form them every weekend...!
"SPARTANS" You remind me... no you are AMERICAN JEALOUS WHITE TRASH! You call then "CAMELS" , i call you a COWARD!
I would really like to see you say SHUT UP to a Chaldean - IF I can still see you after that... LOL! In your dreams LOZZZZER! Face it you are the only PUSSY here!
I don't understand why people don't get this! 90% Of Americans have German, Italian, African ect. in their family tree! ( backround ) That means if you only want "pure americans" here... sorry to say there would be maybe 3 left in this country! Yes, they are AMERICAN citizens AND SO ARE some Chaldeans (arabs) that's born here!
If you want to blame someone, BLAME SADDAM HUSSEIN! HE is the reason some Americans do not like Chaldeans(arabs). Because some STUPID Americans think if you are any kind of middle eastern person - YOU are "bad!" Some people dont even know that arabs can be MUSLIM or CHRISTIAN! Saddam Hussein is the reanon that some Chaldeans (Arabs) had to leave the Middle East (Iraq) to come to the USA - that's not so great by the way!
A few last word for you "SPARTANS" and others like you! Chaldeans (Arabs) are getting more and more in DETROIT and all over the USA - DEAL with it! YOU might be working under a Chaldean one day! I suggest YOU change your attitude!
STOP talking shit aboout CHALDEANS - you might get your ass kicked by an CHALDEAN and his cousins HECK make it the whole family! LOL
by loezie November 29, 2006